Beauty YouTuber Phrases I am Absolutely Sick of!

You know what, let’s get a little messy!

This post is going to inevitably annoy and offend some people.

As positive a person I portray on FiercePaint, I am a little bit of a cynic in real life (or I’d like to believe so).

So many beauty guru “YouTuberisms” (did I just create a word there??) irks me to no end that I could create a top 100 list but these are the top 5 that irks me the most!

This is in order of least annoying to please STFU!

 

#5

I’m not sure exactly how much it costs, I’ll leave it in the description box down below!

Really………, really??

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Image from Queerty.

Why wouldn’t you be prepared when you know you’d be filming a video??? SERIOUSLY???

 

#4

I’m sorry I’ve not been uploading for a long time but I’ve been really busy.

No darling! You just didn’t prioritise. Don’t make promises to upload regularly if you can’t!

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Image from Tumblr.

 

#3

Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. So let me first say bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

And 5 minutes of my life wasted!!! Please get to the bloody point! Or just add the “you can skip to 6.03 for the tutorial” line somewhere on your video!

Hey, I usually just skip it anyway.

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#2

I’m a big sucker for packaging.

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Image from Tumblr.

You and at least a million others HUH-NEY!… It’s not a special trait…. Change the bloody tune!

 

#1

I’m so bad at……….

My number 1 most annoying thing about beauty YouTubers is when they are doing tutorials on something and they claim to be bad at it!!! W-T-F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*high pitch bubbly voice*

“Oh my God, you guys, please pray for me, I am so bad at doing the winged liner, like seriously!”

B**CH even if you ARE bad at it, don’t freaking say it and make yourself look dumb!

I mean really??!!!!!!!!!!

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Image from Giphy.

 

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