You know what, let’s get a little messy!
This post is going to inevitably annoy and offend some people.
As positive a person I portray on FiercePaint, I am a little bit of a cynic in real life (or I’d like to believe so).
So many beauty guru “YouTuberisms” (did I just create a word there??) irks me to no end that I could create a top 100 list but these are the top 5 that irks me the most!
This is in order of least annoying to please STFU!
#5
I’m not sure exactly how much it costs, I’ll leave it in the description box down below!
Really………, really??
Why wouldn’t you be prepared when you know you’d be filming a video??? SERIOUSLY???
#4
I’m sorry I’ve not been uploading for a long time but I’ve been really busy.
No darling! You just didn’t prioritise. Don’t make promises to upload regularly if you can’t!
#3
Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. So let me first say bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
And 5 minutes of my life wasted!!! Please get to the bloody point! Or just add the “you can skip to 6.03 for the tutorial” line somewhere on your video!
Hey, I usually just skip it anyway.
#2
I’m a big sucker for packaging.
You and at least a million others HUH-NEY!… It’s not a special trait…. Change the bloody tune!
#1
I’m so bad at……….
My number 1 most annoying thing about beauty YouTubers is when they are doing tutorials on something and they claim to be bad at it!!! W-T-F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high pitch bubbly voice*
“Oh my God, you guys, please pray for me, I am so bad at doing the winged liner, like seriously!”
B**CH even if you ARE bad at it, don’t freaking say it and make yourself look dumb!
I mean really??!!!!!!!!!!
And, we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming… 😀 😀 😀
I love all you wonderful readers! ❤ ❤ ❤
Oh and did I mention that I am hosting a giveaway for my lovely Malaysian readers??? Link below!
https://fiercepaint.wordpress.com/2016/02/26/paulas-choice-malaysia-pc4men-skincare-review-giveaway/
Thank you all!
*Air kisses*
So true! 😂
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Haha! Thanks Jodi!
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Haha hilarious!! Loved this post and the gifs haha!!!
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Thanks Elisabeth! 😀 😀 😀 Just imagine me making all that faces on those gifs.
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Ahahahahaha.. xD
Overdramatic beauty gurus sometimes get on my nerves as well. Not everyone can pull off jlovesmac
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OMG I CANNOT stand jlovesmac!!!! I’m sorry I just can’t! 😛 😛 😛
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LMAO! These are definitely some of the reasons I just can’t get into watching a lot of YTers. 😆 And the gifs you picked, lol!!!
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Everybody loves drag queen gifs! They give good face! Hahaha!
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Hahaha…. that’s a god one… i know you were referring to youtubers but i hope you’re not annoyed with my blogpost, when ever it starts with i’m so sorry for not updating this blog, b’coz i’ve been so busy with kids and yadah yadah yadah….. 😛
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Lol! No no, I don’t mind blogpost long intros because people can’t type as long as they talk. Does that make sense? 😛 😛 😛 And yours isn’t long… Not even close… 🙂 🙂 I enjoy reading your posts!
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I love this!!! 😀 I too get sick of people doing that. Especially the ramblings at the beginning lol.
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Thanks Rossy. Thanks for linking this post in one of yours by the way! 😀 😀 😀 ❤
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Hey Love! I nominated you for the Liebster Award! Check it out!
https://bittersweetxbeauty.wordpress.com/2016/02/28/liebster-award-5-facts-about-me/
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Thanks Kylie! 😀 ❤ I'll be sure to do it soon. Just have a few other posts lined up at the moment…
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Haha these are fantastic!
The phrase I want them to stop saying is “last but not least” I hate it so much.
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Mentally stored for future NOT use, lol 🙂
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Thanks Stashy! 😀 ❤ Lol, over-used phrase!
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Love the T, Love the shade 🙂
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All T, all shade hunty!!!
😀 😀 😀
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Love it xo
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LOL loved this! I’m a bit cynical myself so perhaps that’s the why. I hate the bla bla bla the most. That’s why in my videos I save the bla’s to the end for anyone who cares about them, lol. I also get annoyed when someone apologizes for not posting in so long but it depends on the person…. ex: you just had a baby (totally get it) ex: you have no kids, no job and nothing but time (totally DON’T get it).
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Lol, that’s nice of you… At least people can just exit the video… 😀 😀 😀
But, if you’re having a baby won’t you tell your subscribers before hand and then go on a hiatus? I’m guessing that it wouldn’t be too much of a trouble to sneak into one of your last videos before going on the hiatus. I, in fact, don’t mind people being gone from their channels for a prolonged period of time but the apology itself seems unnecessary…
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I see what you’re saying. I guess I was thinking more in my case where I’ve been getting sick a lot cause of the baby so my posting schedule has been off. Totally not the same thing as just effing flopping off the face of the earth and then popping up a month later OMG I’M SO SORRY I MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
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And don’t forget the voice!
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I agree with you, that there are a lot of annoying sayings and phrases. When you mentioned the #3 (talking 5 min about them at first) I immediately had the BEST version for youtuber – Wayne Goss! His videos are short, on point, no rambling and simply valuable. Youtubers should learn from him 🙂
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Oh I love Wayne Goss! Been following for years now!
YouTubers should most definitely learn from him about making concise YouTube videos!
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haha!! Interesting post!! nailed it .
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Thanks Shubham!!! 😀 😀 😀
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Hi Hon, I nominated you for The Creative Blogger Award.
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Thanks Amel! Will be sure to do it soon… 😀 ❤
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Haha, this was hilarious. I personally can’t stand the rambling intro. Seriously, get to the point!
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I KNOW RIGHT??!!! Thanks Gail! 😀 ❤
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I agree with all of these, but I also just did number 4 on my latest post. 🙂 😛 In my defense, I have a son with autism and we have had a lot of craziness right now. I also don’t have a regular posting schedule since my blog is mostly a hobby so I don’t feel like I’m letting readers down since I post randomly anyway!! 🙂 So to sum up, I really enjoyed this post because I too am a cynic!
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Awww, Amber, this is specific to YouTubers. I really don’t mind long intros and apologies for being absent with bloggers. You are an amazing momma! Sending love to you and your son. ❤ ❤ ❤
You see, those people that apologise for being absent on YouTube are most often people whom make grand promises to upload and stay active for their followers. They also happen to portray a persona of taking their "YouTube career seriously" (and I use that phrase VERY loosely).
Hey, high five for the cynics!
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Lol, I wasn’t offended more like “I can’t believe I just did that when it annoys the crap out of me!” 🙂 Thanks for the love!
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Hahahha love this!!!😍👍🏻
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Thanks! 😀 😀 😀
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What a GREAT POST!!! LOL! OMG. The rambling videos where the person won’t shut up or get to the point??? Probably my biggest pet peeve. And also, the whole not posting because you’ve been too busy? Why not just tell us that you don’t care about us and you had better things to do? LOL! Total cardinal sin. If you don’t have enough time blog/vlog, don’t tell us that. Just start damn well posting! LOL!
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Hahaha! Thanks Dominique! Glad you enjoyed this post! ❤ ❤ ❤ 😀
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I am guilty of 1 of them lol 😁
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Which one???
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No5 I have used a couple of times and 4 once as I was very poorly lololololol
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Bwahahahhahahahahahahha!!!!!!!
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*laughs along*
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I’ve been waiting to hear someone say this!!!! You hit the nail on the head – it’s the fact that they ALL seem to be saying the same thing video after video!
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And it’s funny because YouTube is supposed to be a creative outlet! Irony can be perplexing can’t it!
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